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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 2. We also ...read more!

A kid went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, “Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?” The chemist replied, “Son, do you know what condoms are used ...read more!

One night a man went inside a bar and ordered 12 beers. He drank them all as fast as he could and staggered out of the bar… He returned the next day, and stated to the bartender: “I ...read more!

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles ...read more!

GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital… => I am under the doctor and cannot breathe. => I can’t walk to the bus stop and my wife is ...read more!

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors’ ...read more!

There was a guy in a town who had a girlfriend called Lorraine.She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find what a new girl had started working there. Her name was ...read more!

A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in ...read more!

Once in a guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two ...read more!