Anniversary Gift
Banta wanted to get his beautiful wife, Preeto, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.
He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Preeto was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Preeto went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was Banta on the other end.
“Hi Preeto,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?”
Preeto replied, “I just love it! It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though…”!
“What’s that, sweetie?” asked Banta.
“How did you know I was at Sukhna Lake?”
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Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.
“Was it my friend Banta”, he demanded.
“No !” his weeping wife replied.
“Was it my friend Ramta then?” he asked.
“No !!!” she said even more upset.
“Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked.
“Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” Jeeto snapped.
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anta and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, “Oh, about 8 to 10 feet.”
The boss says, “Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here – you’re no miner!”
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, “Oh sure.”
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, “I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground.”
The boss says, “20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, “What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?”
Santa says, “Oh, I didn’t need a light, I worked on the day shift!”
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Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him.
The officer says, “Do you have a fishing license?”
Banta replies, “Don’t need a license, this is my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?” the officer asked.
Banta answers, “Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home.”
“That’s a bunch of baloney, fish can’t do that.”
Banta looks at the officer and says, “You want me to show you?”
Very curious now, the officer says, “O.K. I’ve got to see this”
Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting.
After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, “Well?”
“Well, What?” Banta says.
The Officer asks, “Are you going to call your fish back?”
“Fish! What fish?” Banta responds.
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