Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls. Ajit: Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde Robert: Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six! Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde Robert: Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs. Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se jaake kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daalde aur Imran ko catchout karde. Robert: Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win. Robert: Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai? Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!
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Bholaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires : Bholaji : Bolo bachon GADHA Students (in chorous) : GADHA Bholaji : Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA Students (in chorous) : GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA Bholaji : Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN Students (in chorous) GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN Bholaji : Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH Students (in chorous) : GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him What is this Bholaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this. Principal : Bholaji what nonsense are you telling these students GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. Bholaji : Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION. ASS – ASS – I – NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH)
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Mr Elahi had 3 sons named rehmet-e-elahi, barkat-e-elahi, n mehbub-e-elahi when his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him bus-kar-e-elahi
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A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why ? …………… …………………. ……………………………… ………………………………………….. ………… ………………………………………….. ……………. because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagao”
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Boss(angry): tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? servent (sar jhukate hue): nahi sir! boss:niche kya dekh raha hai? meri taraf dekh.
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Santa Singh was walking down the street when he saw a banana peel on the roadside. He exclaimed in disgust.”saala!!! aaj phir girna padega

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