Driving styles…………..

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window

—-Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn

—-Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator

—-Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on
brake, quivering in terror

—-New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat

—-Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand greeting,
one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in next car

—- Welcome to India
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There is this good ol’ barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

An Asian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there – a dozen Asians waiting for a free haircut…
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
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wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband – magar yahan to nahin hai
wife– mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!
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eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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