Santa: “When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.”
Banta: “Did you?”
Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.”
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Banta ek Sadhu se bola: ” Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.”
Sadhu: “Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?”
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…
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Santa:Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

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