Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe
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Why are residents of Jharkhand happy?
Because, from now onwards they won’t be called Biharis…
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” Aaj Mother teresa aa rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn’t know who is Mother Teresa and replied back, ” nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain.
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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena,

The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
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Our Santa, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?Man Replies 12.30. “When will Punjab Express go from here”?Man Replies 10.30. “When will Deccan Queen go from here”?Man Replies 12.30. Thus Santa goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Santa replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks!”
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Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there
in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and
called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn’t reach in
the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on
the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him ” Arre Puttar, ki
hoya?” (What Happened, My Son?)

Santa got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
“Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?” (These Maruti Car people are crazy!
They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)
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Santa from Delhi had an old car which had run for over a
1,00,000 kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a
good price because of its excess mileage.
He approached a Madrasi friend of his and asked for help.
The Madrasi gave him an address in Chennai (Madras) and asked
him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the
meter so that it shows only 30,000 kilometres.
Santa thanked him and left for Madras. For a few days,
the Madrasi didn’t see Santa. He assumed that Santa
would have sold the car.
A few weeks later, Santa came to see the Madrasi in
the same car. The Madrasi was surprised and asked – “What
happened? Why have you not sold your car yet?”
Santa replied – “Why should I? It has run for only
30,000 kilometres.”
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