A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

She replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!”
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Parents of Girl to Boy :

Meat Khate Ho ?
Boy : Han,

Sharab ?
Boy : Han,

Drugs ?
Boy : Han,

Jua ?
Boy : Han,

Sab Kuch Negative Hai,
Ya Kuch Positive Bhi Hai,

Boy : Hai Na,
HIV POSITIVE…. ……… .
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AN old rich man marries a young girl.interviewer asks to girl-
Apne isme shaadi ke liye kya dekha,girl replied sweetly;- ek to inka
“income” aur duja inka “dincome”.
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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”

“What did one ghost say to another?”

“Do you believe in people?”

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?”
“Please wait someone else is using it.”

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

“Where did you get those big eyes?”
“They came with the face.”

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

“Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.”

“Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”

“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”

“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

We have a quiet home life. I don’t speak to her and she doesn’t speak to me.

“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.”

“Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?”
“What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?”

“Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?”
“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in four months.”

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