Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta come in confusion to differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on cutting his horse’s right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta’s horse.At last Santa’s horse had no legs left and banta’s horse was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut banta’s horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind – Santa said – O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .
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Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, “Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat.”

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, “Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu.”

Teli bolya, “Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani.”

Jat bolya, “Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega.”
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Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.

Budhiya bolli,

“Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?”

Cycle walla chora bolya,

“Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?”
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A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.

“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main to lut jaoonga – I ‘ll be ruined,” exclaimed the Haryanvi.

“My father was 182 cms tall.

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