‘Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream,’ said little Bunty.
‘But you’ve had seven already,’ her mother pointed out.
‘Just one more mummy.’
‘Well, this must be the last.’
‘Thank you, mummy – but I must say that you’ve got no will- power.
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Wife – A great disaster was averted today. When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell. Had she been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband – “I know this useless clock is always slow!!”
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Once upon a time … There was a beautiful girl named Rexona & hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma , Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his “Life Boy” they wished to marry & approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at ” Fair & lovely ” garden opposite to Santoor theatre , Medimix city … They invite their friends Lux, Dove , Dettol , Savlon, Tide , Fa , Jo and others Rexona & cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land “PEARS” and after 1 year they got twins ‘Johnson & Johnson’.
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….
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What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
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What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn’t travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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