There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,

“You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said

“You’re cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?
His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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Santa Singh calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. No, it’s not the usual caps-lock problem.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” he says.
“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” he says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”
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FIRST ONE:

Mere paas bangla hai…..
Engg ki degree hai …..
MBA ki degree hai ….
80% merit hai …..
Tumhaare paas kya hai ?

SECOND ONE:

Mere paasSC /ST ka certificate hai

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