There was once Sohan and Mohan who lived next door to each other. Sohan owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Mohan’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw Mohan pick up the egg. Sohan ran up to Mohan and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. Mohan disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally Sohan said, “In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.”

Mohan agreed to this and so Sohan found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward Mohan and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. Mohan fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually Mohan stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to kick you.”

Sohan said, “Keep the damn egg!”
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The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG – No, my daddy beats me too.
J. – Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG – I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!
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LOGIC……. ……

TAX : TAX is a fine, which is applicable on legal work.

&

FINE ; FINE is a tax, which is applicable on illegal work.
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Yoga vs drinking

Yoga teacher asks a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Next generation child will sing in school :-

Twinkle twinkle little star,

I just went to royal bar,

Whisky rates are up so high,

So drink beer with chicken fry,
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”

The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”
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A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…

Whoosh…immediatel y he turned ninety!!!
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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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