School say aatay hi Cute Smile nay Rehman ko maarna shuroo kar dia …………… Ammi nay Cute Smile say poocha ……………… ‘kiuun maar rahi ho rehman ko?’ …………… to woh boli ………….. ‘Ammi aap nay khud hi to kaha tha kay jo cheez khud khaaao, woh apnay chotay bhaaiii ko bheee khilaaya karo. Aaj mainay school main maar khaaiii, to socha thori si rehman ko bheeee khila doon.’
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HUSBEND ON WEEDING ASK HIS WIFE :

HAD U ANY BOYFRIEND B4 MARIAGE ?

WIFE SILENT

HE SAID : TO MAIN ES KHAAMOSHE KO KIYA SAMJHON?

SHE REPLIED : KAMINAY

GINNAY TO DO………..
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Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”,
Santa Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction” !.
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Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

guard

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?
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Banta : You cheated me.

Radio

Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!”
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Ravan : Devi bhiksha de.

Lady : Yeh lo swami.

Ravan : Rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de do.

bagger

So she crosses the line…

Ravan : HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi… Ravan hoon !!!

Lady : Main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon !!!

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