Oneday i was cooking chicken in kitchen, when i added palak suddenly chicken Dancing and saying Hum pay ye kis ne hara rang dala Allah mar dalla
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“ MEN ES AURAT KO TALAK DENA CHAHTA HON“
PARESHAN HAAL SHOHAR NAY ADALAT MEN KAHA
“YEAH AURAT BEDROOM MEN BAKRI PALNAY PAR
MUSAR HAI BEDROOM MEN ITNE BADBOO PHLEELE HUE HAI K
MEN IK LAMHAY K LIYA NAHEN REH SAKTA AB MEN
ZEYADA DER TAK YEAH BADBOO BARDASHT NAHEN KAR
SAKTA“
JUDGE NAY APNA SAR HELAYA
“YEAH TO WAQAE BUHAT BURE BAAT HAI
LEKIN KIYA TUM ES TARAHA NAHEN KAR SAKTAY K
KAMRAY KI SARE KHIRKEYAN KHOOL DO JESAY BADBOO
KAM HO JAYE
KIYA????? SHOHAR CHILA UTHA
AGAR MEN KHIRKI KHOOL DON TO MERAY SARAY
KABOOTAR URR NAHEN JAEN GAY
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Master (shagird se) kal tum skool kyun nahi aay ?

Shagird : Master kal buhut teiz barish ho rahi thi. isi liye nahi aa saka.

Master : mujhe english mein batao.

Shagird : it was raining very very heavy, gud gud pani with cham cham, down the kicher, my pair phisling, thalle mera basta, utte i am, ais wastay master sahib i not come
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Geography k teacher kursi par baith kar

table par pair rakhe huye aaram se so rahe

the. Beraamde mein Head Master sb ki aahat

paakar jalde se seedha hote huye bole ” haan

to bachcho mai aap ko abhi yeh bata raha tha

k Afriqa k jungle mein bander ped par isi tarah

sote hain”.

…….gurrrrrrrrrrr…….
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America main aik ladies conference hoti hai jo har saal (year) main aik dafa hoti

hai ,,,is main aurton (laides ) ke huqooq (rights) ki baat hoti hai ,,

(((((((((((((”’ aik american aurat (lady) stage per ati hai aur apni taqrer main kehti hai ke

“”" jaisa maine pichle saal (last yr) kaha thaa ke main yahan se jane ke baad apne shohar

se apne huqooq ki baat karoongi ,, or us se kahoongi ke main ab gher ke kaam nahi karoongi ……

us ke baad … pehle din to kuch nazar nahin aya … doosre din bhi kuch nazar nahi aya ….

teere din kuch kuch nazar aya ke maire shohar ne gher ke kaam karne shoroo ker dye …..))

public (ladies) ne talyan bajaeen ()()()() .))))))))))>

us ke baad ((((((((((..aik australian lady stage per ae or apni taqrreer main kaha ke pichle saal jo maine apni

taqrrer main kaha thaa ke main yahan se jane ke baad apne shohar se keh ddongi ke main aj se kapre nahi

dhoongi (wash),,, or maine aisa hi kya ,,,,, us ke baad …pehle din to kuch naza nahi aya …

dooosre din bhi kuch nazar nahi aya …. teesre din nazar aya ke us ne apne kapre dho lye or mare kapre

dhone ke lye nikal ker rkhne shooroo kye…… ” public ne clapping ki ()()()().))))))))))))).

us ke baad (((((((((((((((((.. aik PAKISTANI lady stage per ae or us ne apni taqreer main kaha ” jaisa main last year apni taqreer main kaha

thaa ke main yahan se wapis jaa kar apne shohar se keh doongi ke main aj ke baad gher ke kaam nahi karoongi

or maine aisa hi kya …… us ke baad … pehle din to kuch nazzar nahi aya … doosre din bhi kuch nazar nahi aya ….

teesre din KUCH KUCH NAZAR AYA ” JAB MAIRE MOON KOI SOOJAN KUCH KAAM HOI ” TAALYAN ………
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1st Gadha(2nd gadhe se):- Yaaar mera dhobi meri bahoot pitai karta hai…bahoot maaarta hai mujhe;
2nd Gadha:- to yaaar, tu bhaaag kyun nahin jaata hai wahan se.

1st :- Nahin yaaar mein nahin bhaaag sakta hoon;

2nd :- Kyun?

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1st:- Yaaar, dhobi ki ek bahoot sundar ladki hai, jab bhi wo koi shararat karti hai, to dhobi kehta hai usse, Teri shadi kisssi Gadhe se karwa doonga, bas wahin soch kar rook jaaata hoon!

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