2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
_nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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_Santa: My Wife is missing!

Postmaster: Bhai Yeh Post office hai,police station jaa kar report likhwao

Santa: Kya Karon Khushi K Maaray Kuch Samjh Nahi Aa Raha !
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Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character
thik ho jaaega…..Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga….???
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay…..aor…….aag bujhany walon per qabu panay
main 40 minut lagay
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Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha
hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he ” Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?”
Doosra dost:”Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga
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uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar
mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!
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aik dost dosray se : yaar har party mien tum yehi kurta kyun pehantay
ho
dosra dost : kyun ke yeh mera khandani kurta hai mere par dada ne
pehna
phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta
hoon
pehla dost : ohh acha .. khier yeh batao k tumhari umar hogai hai
shadi
ki tum kartay kyun nahi ..kya koi larki pasand nahi ati
dosra dost : nahi yaar larkiyaan to bohat pasand ati hain
pehla dost : to phir kyun nahi kartay
dosra dost : yaar mere par dada ne nahi ki dada ne nahi ki mere walid
ne nahi ki to phir main kaise karloon ??
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Santa jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak Banta jhad se ulta
latak ke gaane laga, Santa ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Banta bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Aaj kudha ki shart samjh aai,
is dharti par aap ki zarorat samjh aai,
aap ko dharti par bhejna to us ka bahana tha,
shaitaan k baad kisi aur ko to aana tha.
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A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks … ‘Aam hai kya?’

The shopkeeper says … ‘Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.’

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …’Aam hai kya ?’

He gets a little irritated and says… ‘Aare Bola na, Hum ‘Aam nahi Bejte’

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ‘Aam hai kya ?’

He gets wild and yells …’Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathora marunga sar ke upar’

The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..’hathoda hai kya ?’
The shopkeeper says … ‘Nahi’

after getting the answer from shopkeeper

The parrot then asks … ‘Aam hai kya ?

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