Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It’s a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She’s a woman.
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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in
particular
She replied: That’s easy. I call them by their surname !
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Danny: “Mom, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”

Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?”

Danny: She just said, “Thank goodness!”
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The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?“

Drunken man

“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”

“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.“

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