Married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he
shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to
see your handsome face.”

James replied, “My wife loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She
would kill me!!”

“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice…

“Really, I can’t,” he replied. “My wife loves this beard!!”

The girlfriend asked once more, he sighed and finally gave in.

That night James crawled into bed next to his wife while she was
sleeping. The wife was awakened, turned toward him, felt his face and
said, “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be here. My husband will be home soon!”
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One man was appointed for a show room model. On first
day his boss explained him that we have one very good
show room which contain one bed room having very good
bed , mattress/pillow and we want to show people that
our sleeping system is perfect for taking rest.

You simply have to lay on it , smiling. working time
is from 10am to 12noon. only . your salary is 25000Rs.

After hearing this man asked his boss . WHAT WILL BE
MY REST HOURS ?
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If u r going somewhere & suddenly a cat crosses the
> road, then wat doesit mean?
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> so………. …….. simple—–
> the cat is also going somewhere
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student to Santa : can i know the difference between maxima and minima? Santa: oye vadi maa nu maxi-ma kehnday nay tay choti maa nu mini-ma
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Teacher:Bacho! waaada karo kabhi sharaab,cigarette,nahi peo gay. Bachay:nahi peeyain gay. Teacher:ladkion k peechay nahi jao gay un ko chehro gay nahi Bachay! sir nahi karein gay Teacher:Ladkion k saath flirt nahi karo gay un ko Taaaro gay nahi Bachay:nahi karein gay.Teacher:Apni zindagi apnay watan per qurbaaan kar do gay Bachay:sir is tarah ki life ka or karna bhi kia ha?
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Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?” ……….
“Bete abhi bandar SMS parh raha hai”
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Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said “Let me try world peace”
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
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Man 2 hotel manager :

jalade chalo mere biwi khirki se kood kar

jan de rahe hai

Manager : so sir wat can i do 4 u?

Man : khirki nahen khul rahe hai……!!
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SIRF EK BAR KEHDO

JO TUM NE

DECEMBER KI

SARDIYON ME KAHA THA

UN BHEGI RATOON KA
AHSAS LOTA DO

SIRF EK BAAR KEHDO

EK BAAR

KEHDO….

ANDAY GARAM
ANDAY GARAM

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