Banta ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili.

Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun?

Banta Bola : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…
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Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha.
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Ek baar Santa sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Banta apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.

Santa ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.

Banta: “dekho aise logon ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”
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Banta Singh : “Yaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?”

house

Santa Singh : You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”.
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7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …

Sadhu

“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…

Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
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A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi.

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

Telegram

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
‘Sethji aaj mar! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye )

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