A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning! _________________________________________________________ young girl praying:pls God ...read more!

Driving styles………….. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window —-Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn —-Japan One hand on steering wheel, ...read more!

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know ...read more!

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ? Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe _________________________________________________________ Why are ...read more!

Santa: “When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.” Banta: “Did you?” Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling ...read more!

‘Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream,’ said little Bunty. ‘But you’ve had seven already,’ her mother pointed out. ‘Just one more ...read more!

Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls. Ajit: Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur ...read more!

Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!! AKPC_IDS += "146,";Popularity: 4% [?] ...read more!

Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle….. …. bakri kha gayi _________________________________________________________ Agar ...read more!

After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. “Can you tell ...read more!