ik wari ik amli adhiya lai ke cycle te jaanda see te raat hon karke toye wich dig peya. jadon hosh ayaa taan ohda hath sidda jeb ch geya te uthe usnu kuch gila(wet) mehsoos hoya.kehnda oye rabba ...read more!

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ...read more!

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi ...read more!

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. ________________________________________________ Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley ...read more!

Why r Dr.’s prescriptions impossible to read? Cause they al have the xclusive msg only 4 the chemist. (Maine patient ko loot lia hai ab teri ...read more!

Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail ...read more!

Ganja going on road Sparrow shits on his head GANJA:hey bhagwan eh ki kitta. BHAGWAN-balak tu eni dhup’ch bahar aaya, main ta sirf sun screen lotion ...read more!

One evening Santa starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Santa: ‘I forgot to ...read more!

Teacher:Whats ur name? Boy:Tata Indicom Techer:What can you read? Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga? Boy:Spice hai to life hai Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna ...read more!

Santa was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife? Santa’s Wife: I am here. Santa: Where are my sons? Santa’s Sons: We are here. Dad! Santa: Where is Banta? Banta: I am also ...read more!