Santa was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa’s Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa’s Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.
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Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
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Once Santa Singh and some other country scientists came for launching a rocket.They started the counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 go!The rocket was still there.They tried it 3,4 times.
Then Santa said”Wait I’ll try”
He climed up the rocket,first tilted to left,then to the right.He climed down,and then asked them to count.They started 10 9 8……go!The rocket went.
Everybody asked “How did u do it”.
Santa replied”In our country we start our bajaj scooter like that only…
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How will Santa climb a tree?
He will stand on a corn and wait for it to grow.
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One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India
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Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can’t stay there.
Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there.
Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.
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ONCE SANTA WENT TO DELHI.WHEN HE CAME BACK,HE SAW BANTA’S LEFT HAND WAS CUT.
SANTA ASKED,”WHAT HAS HAPPENED,TELL ME?”
BANTA SAID,”WHEN I WAS WORKING,MY HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE.”
SANTA SAID,”ITS GOOD THAT YOUR LEFT HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE,SO YOU CAN DO WORK.
BANTA SAID,”ACTUALLY MY RIGHT HAND GOT INTO THE MACHINE BUT AT LAST MOMENT I TOOK OUT IT,AND I PUT MY LEFT HAND INSIDE.”

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