Why r Dr.’s
prescriptions
impossible to read?
Cause they al have
the xclusive msg
only 4 the chemist.
(Maine patient ko
loot lia hai ab
teri bari)….
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Today i was cooking chicken
When i added Hara dhania
Guess wat happened?

Chicken start dancing & singing

Hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala..
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Washing powder nirma
washng powdr nirma
dudh se safedi nirma se aaye
rangeen kapda b khil-khil jaye
sabki pasand nirma
.
.
.
.
.
.

Logo ko Kuch bi bhejo padne lagte hain..
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Thought of the day :
Kabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari girlfriend/boyfriend ne tumhe kitne romantic msg bheje hain.
Hamesha socho- use ye sms kisne bheja hoga?
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4 Roses,
Just 4 U
coz U r
a Special Prson
1st Rose-4 Frndshp
2nd-4 Wealth 3rd 4 Happiness
& d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena..mast lagoge.
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On airport 3 people were waiting for their sons.

Hindu:Hamare amir jade ne ana hai.

Muslim:Hamare navabjade ne ana hai.

Punjabi: saade haramjade ne ana hai.

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