One evening Santa starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
manually. He met his friend on the way… Friend: why are you pushing your
scooter manually? Santa: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: ‘Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?’
Santa: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
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BEPPO SINGH’S MOTHER DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my
mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Beppo Singh
cries even louder Friend: what now? Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her
mother died too!
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A man goes to local village doctor
“Dactar sahib..mennu bare bhayanak je sapne ande ne..

“for example”doc said
“..mennu sapna anda he ki meri bivi, jado me so janda ya bahar janda, te o pajh ke kise hor aadmi nu milan jandi ha i”….(i dream when i sleep my wife goes out to meet some one else)..or jado meri jag khuldi hai te o ghar vich hondi hai..dasso me ki kara – eh bhayanak jya sapna menu kha raha hai…

doctor said,” bevkoofa..e sapna nai sach hai”
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Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.
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In a very small village, a man goes to the village optician and tells him that he sees everything very small. The optician had only one hypermetric glasses left with him till he gets the new stock. Optician says please use them as much as you can. Anyway the man goes out of his shop and there is a fruit store. He indicates to the fresh fruits on a tray and asks ” Eh naram je kharbooje da ki bha hai?
Fruit seller says”(e kharbooje nai angoor ne Bauji”

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