SMS Jokes
Ganja going on road
Sparrow shits on his head
GANJA:hey bhagwan eh ki kitta.
BHAGWAN-balak tu eni dhup’ch bahar aaya,
main ta sirf sun screen lotion ditta
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21st century is truly lifeless:
Communication-wireless Cooking-fireless
Youth-jobless Food-fatless
Dis msg- meaning less
Sender-priceless.
Reader-useless.
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Positive thinking >
Major:-
hame charo taraf se dumshmano ne gher liye hai.
Santa soldier:-
koi gal nai, now we can fire in any direction.
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If u dont hv a GF/BF,
dont hv a nice job.
Dont like party & dancing,
just hv a boring life,
den dont worry just log on to
www.hye Rabba chakle.com.
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HOT NEWS:
Aishwarya is being hospitalised because of SUICIDE ATTEMPT.
Watch Aaj Tak immediately.
REASON:
she proposed ME and I said, that i m married.
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Dil se aapka khayal jata nahin..
Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahin..
Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.
Par kambakt…
woh bandarwalla aapko roz lata nahi.
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