A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.
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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”

The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor?”

and the man replies, “No, just spots.”

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