Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
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Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
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O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Banta: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That’s Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si …!
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Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Dress code 4 a party – BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

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