Santa lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.

Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.

Santa : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
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aik sardar apne shoulder pe parrot ko bitha ke ja raha tha

kissi ne poocha ” ye janwar kahan se laye ho?”

parrot foran bola “punjab se”
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Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
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Santa : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
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Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Santa”s friends: oye daddy de samne smoking

Santa: daddy hi hai na? koi potrol pump to nahi.
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Santa to his wife: aj koi aho ji gal keh k mere per(feet) zameen tay na lagan.

wife: kanjra phansi ly la.
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Banta ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di

Banta ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge
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Banta looked himself in the mirror and said -
Ise kahi dekha hai?

Then he said: Yaad aya, ye to wahi kamina hai
jo meri shaadi ke album mein meri biwi ke saath tha !
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Santa: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Santa: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka…

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