Message : Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein
interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai ” So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what
do u expect for the salary ?”
Software Engineer :”Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye,
Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, aur kuch
naukar-chakar”
Manager:”Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas
hazzar rupye, Ek bada sa bunglow in
Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka
admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye”
Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer : “Majaak kyon kartey ho Sir !”
Manager: “Start kisney kiya tha!!!”
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Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach :
Santa raaji , Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
Banta : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Santa : Nahe pata.
Banta : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
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‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’ ‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. D’I am not your son.’ I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.
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………. Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it’s construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh’s tender at it’s very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,”look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel.” The dumbstruck officer asked with courage,” and if you don’t meet?” Banta Singh replied,” then you will get two tunnels in same cost.”

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