Doctor Santa Singhi was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
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Santa Singhi was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, “I love you.”
She smiled and whispered back,”I love you too”. then he whispered, “I love you three.”
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ikk var di gall hai
banta singh school vich padhdaa hundaa hai te ik teacher aa ke lecture de jaandi hai ” har aadmi da koi naa koi razz hundaa hai jis no oh chupan di koshish kardaa hai”
eh sun ke bante de dimag vich idea aandaa hai
oh ghar jaa ke aapni bebe nu kehndaa hai “mainu sab kuch pataa hai” bebe ghabraa (panic) jandi hai te bantaa nu 100 Rs de dindi hai
raat nu bapu aandaa hai bantaa bapu naa jaa ke kehanda hai mainu sab pataa hai ” babu chup chap 500 Rs de dinda hai,bantaa nu eh scheme badi changi lagdi hai
saner nu doji (milkman ) aaundaa hai te bantaa no lalach aa jandaa hai banta doji nu kehanda hai mainu sab pataa lag gayaa hai mainu sab raz pataa lag gaye ne
doji de haththon doodh di drumi chott jandi hai te doji achanak ghabraa jaandaa hai
fer bade pyaar nal bantaa nu kehandaa hai
aajaaa putt bapu de gal naal lagg jaa
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you are dead.”

But you see I’m alive, smiled the friend.

Impossible, said Santa Singh. The man who told me is much more reliable than you.

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