When Ajit was a young boy in school.
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Africa?
Ajit: A lion.
Teacher: Very good, name another one?
Ajit: Another lion.
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Boss: Raabert!
Raabert: Yes, bass?
Boss: Yeh “bus” mein kuch hawa daal do.
Raabert: Lekin, kyon bass?
Boss: Yeh bus “Airbus” ban jayega!
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.
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A teacher-student conversation!

Teacher: What is a skeleton?
Student: A person who started dieting but forgot to stop.
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A boss tells his new employee, “I will give you $8 an hour starting today and in three months, I’ll raise it to $10 an hour.

So when would you like to start?”

The new employee replied, “In three months.”
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There was an accident at the turning. People gathered around the scene and at the same time there was this photo journalist.
The smart guy he is, he wanted to cover the story first. But it looked difficult to get to the spot of accident with so many people.
He had a quick idea. At the top of his pitch he yelled,
‘EXCUSE ME, I AM THE SON OF THE VICTIM. PLEASE LET ME IN.’
With an expression of dismay the people gave way to the journalist. He was happy to see his plan work. He easily made his way through people.
When he got to the spot he finds a dead donkey beneath the car!
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There was a man standing on the corner laughing to himself.
Another man passes by and asks him “why are you laughing”
The man replies” cause i’m telling myself some jokes.”
Then he stays quiet and the other man asks him” why did you stay quite.”
The man replies. ” cause I already knew that joke”

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