Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Santa: They were 4 best friends..!
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it’s a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin…!!!
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Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with
the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta Singh
replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my
face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth
and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth
straightened.
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this
is going
to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my
other ear
before I pulled the trigger.
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Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that`s him,” he replied.
The stranger couldn`t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn`t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
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Santa praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road near his house. “Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done! The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station to my house!!!!!!!!”
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True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?”
Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am
within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?”
Tech: “I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?”
Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.”
Tech: “Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It’s
because
I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a
trade
show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have
any trademark
on it?”
Caller: “It came with my computer, I don’t know
anything about a
promotional. It just has ‘4X’ on it.”
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because
he couldn’t stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
drive as a cup holder,
and snapped it off the drive!

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