Delhi’se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuchh budhyijibi type ke log sawar thhe..woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe…
upar ke birth par so rahe ek gramin ko bahat pareshani ho rahi thhi….
batien karte karte ek sajjan bole…”pahle punjibaad aya,fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega..”
tabhi upar se woh byakti chillaya…bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena…”
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Ek kanjoos tha,jo paise ke mamle mein bahat hi hoshiyar thha.
Ek din usne uska friend ko kaha,aaj mujhe ek kangi(comb) kharid na hai,to usne kaha kuin,to kanjoos ne kaha,aare bhai jo last wala daat tha kangi ka woh bhi aaj tut gaya.
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Ek gaon tha,aur vahan ek hi doctor baithte the,jo sab bimari ka hi ilaz karte the. Unke sath rahti thi ek compounder,woh bhi jyada parhi likhi nahi thi.
Ek din ek mariz aye,uski bimari yeh hai ke woh din mein kuchh nahi dekh pata tha.
Woh aya,aur compounder ko kaha,meri akhon ki bimari hai aur doctor ko dikhaunga,kab ayenge woh.
To compounder ne kaha,pure family ko sath laye ho kuin, kya sabko dikhana hai.
Fir Doctor aye aur kaha itna shor kuin hai bhai,aaj itni bhir kuin lagi hai, par sach mein vahan koi nahi tha,sirf ek hi mariz tha.
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boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nhi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.
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BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
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Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
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Devdas says to Paro: aik sham mera naam ker do.
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahaya… .
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Do khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
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Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tun hokar jarha tha to peche se ek Tange wala Aya, us ne kaha, hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya, wahan us ko neend aa gae. subha ghar k malik ne darwaza khola to sharabi neche gir gaya, aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna to side deya tha, phir bhee takkar mar di.

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