Santa: Main Ek baar apne baathroom mein SUSU karne gaya……
to waha per Sher tha……..

Banta: Phir kya hua????

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha…….Pehle tum kar lo, mera to ho gaya hai…….
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Bahu ke 1-2 Affair sun kar Sasur ka Suicide……

3-4 Affair sunkar PATI ka Suicide……

Magar Saas Chup rahi…. Kyo?????
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Kyoki Saas bhi kabhi Bahu thi……
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History teacher asks Santa,
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha,
Unke bhai ka kya naam tha?

Santa,
Mam, Adidas!
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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-

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Jo Kaam Mana Karo,

bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
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Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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