The Queen of England and a Jatt were celebrating a public holiday in England one day, in front of a massive audience, when the Queen turned to the jatt and said, “You know, I can make all of the British in the crowd cheer and go wild by just waving my hand.” The jatt looked at the Queen and asked for a demonstration. The Queen waved her hand at the people, and all of the Brits went crazy – cheering, shouting, and giving a standing ovation for her.

The jatt nodded, and said to the Queen, “Well, I can make all of the punjabis in this crowd start cheering by just waving my hand as well.” The Queen raised an eyebrow. “Alright,” she said. “Prove it.” The jatt said ok and slapped the Queen.
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“” ek baar ek JAT kolhu laa rahya tha, ek baniya jaatha, bolya ak JAAT ke Jii se lu soon, wo bola, JAAT rah JAAT tere sar pah Khaath…..JAAT bada preshaan ….koi baat Samajh mah nahi aai ak ke kahoon. Wo bola .. Baniye rah Baniye tere sar pah Kolhu.. baniya bolya bahi JAT .. baat koni bani .. JAAT bolya .. Baat ki isi ki tisi .. susra bojh tah marahga……”"
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Ek baar ek jaat ek shahar me gaya vahan par wo ek chai wale ki dukaan pe gaya aur bola ke chai bana de. chai wala chai banane lag gaya to vahan par jaat ka ek dost aa gaya to wo chai wale se bola ki chai 1/2 kar dena. jab wo chai wala chai do cup me daalne laga to jaat ka ek rishtedaar vahan par aa gaya to jaat bola ke 1/3 kar de to chai wale ne un teeno ko teen cup me chai de di. chai peene ke baad jaate samay jaat puchhne laga ke bhai kitne paise hue to chai wala bolne laga ke paise ki koi baat nahin hai tu bas ye cup hi dho de……

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