Once Santa bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?

shopkeeper said why?

Santa said there is written colestrol free
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Chota Santa:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
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Once Santa wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. . The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Santa immediately replies “thank you”and puts the phone down
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Santa: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”
Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi Ey”
Sardar: “Keh Day NA”
Prito: “Nahi Na”
Sardar: “Dekh Tu Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

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