When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine!

When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn’t want any!

When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one!

When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones!

When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones!

When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said ‘Give me a double’

Oh Lord! I’m a mess!

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