Some words of wisdom from the military mindset…

To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. If at ...read more!

Is your employer ready for the new millenium?

Date: January 1, 2000 Re: Holiday Pay Dear Valued Employee, Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I’m sure you are aware, employees are ...read more!

Installing Husband 1.0 and troubleshooting

A  desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system ...read more!

Rajini Facts

You want to know who Rajanikanth is. …here are the facts Rajanikanth makes onions cry Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster ...read more!

Neither do I

Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a ...read more!

Why are you crying now?

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: ‘Why are you crying?’ 1st Child: ‘I came here for blood test’. 2nd Child: ...read more!

Life’s tough, but it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying ...read more!

Why would I sell the car?

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her ...read more!

Oh Lord! I’m a mess!

When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn’t want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said ...read more!

I want two more of these

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, “I will give you three wishes.” The man ...read more!

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