A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender – “Get everyone here a drink on me, and get one for yourself too” The bartender pours a round of drinks, including one for ...read more!

One night in the small bar, the bartender is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. As he continues talking to his regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed ...read more!

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were ...read more!

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in ...read more!

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because he’s her half ...read more!

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said “yes”. The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t ...read more!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender ” can i have some fish and chips”, the bartender replies ” i don’t serve fish and chips and i don’t serve ducks” ...read more!