I wanted to thank all my friends and family who

have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003,

2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing

it in 2009 also.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out

that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of

sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using

deodorants because they cause cancer…

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any

other place and sometimes. I even have to walk

about  7 blocks for fear that someone will drug

me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear

that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and

then I  get a phone bill  with calls to Uganda,

Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can

for fear that I will get sick from the rat

faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any

girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that

she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take

my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a

bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce

account. A sick girl that was about to die in

the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl!

she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who

wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s

property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding

those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now

most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married  (to

someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least

11,246 people in the next 10  seconds, a bird

will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm

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