A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large Plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a 10 Rs.  falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, “Mata ji, there are 10 Rs. notes  falling out of your bag.”. “Oh, really? Darn!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back, and See if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.”

“Well, now, not so fast,” says the Policeman. “How did you get all that
Money? “You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no”, said the little old lady. “You see my back yard is right Next to the Cricket stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans Come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand Behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his Thing through the fence, I say, 10 Rs. or off it comes’..
“Well, that seems only fair” laughs the Policeman. “OK. Good luck!

Oh, by the Way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Well, you know”, “not everybody pays”.

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