A man in the Supermarket got 2 cans of dog food and went to the counter for payment

Cashier: Do u have a dog Sir?

Man: Yes..!!

Cashier: Where is it?

Man: At home.

Cashier: Sorry Sir, you cant buy the dog food unless I see the dog. Its a rule.

Next Day the man got some cat food and went to the cash counter again

Cashier: Do u have a cat Sir?

Man: Yes..!!

Cashier: Where is it?

Man: At home.

Cashier: Sorry Sir, you cant buy the cat food unless I see the cat. Its a rule.

The other day the man visited the store again but this time with a brown paper bag. He went to the cash counter and asked the Cashier to put his hand in it.

Man: What do u feel inside?

Cashier: Well.. Its soft and warm..what exactly it is??

Man: Ok, I need 3 rolls of  toilet paper please.

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