A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles
in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the
drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the
back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop. He reacts by
stumbling to the front of the bus.

Still the drunk man is fumbling in his pocket for change. The bus
jerks forward once again, and the drunk stumbles uncontrollably to
the back of the bus once again. Next stop, the same thing happens.
In fact, every time the bus stops, the man would stagger to the
front. Every time the bus starts, he staggers uncontrollably to the
back.

A few stops later, the drunk starts to exit the bus from the front.

“Hey,” shouts the bus driver…. “You didn’t pay your fare yet!”

The drunk, still reeling, shouts back,

“Why should I?!. . . I havent traveled sitting but i kept walking!”

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