There was a miser man who loved his money more then himself, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “listen carefully, when I die, I wish u to place all my money in my coffin with me. I want to take my money to heaven.”. His promised him with all her heart that she will do as he wish.

Well, the day he died. He was stretched out in the coffin, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!”

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.”

“Yes,” the wife said, “I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I fulfilled my promise and placed all the money with him in his coffin.”

“You mean to tell me you put every penny of his money in the casket with him?”

“Of course, I deposited it into my account and I wrote him a check.”

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