A patient visits a doctor where he was asked for a favor from the doctor. Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.

Doctor, “Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you’re in terrible pain.”

Patient, “But why, doctor, you’ve always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?”

“Yes,” Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, “but my waiting room is full of patients and I have a tea time meeting at golf course at 4 O clock which I don’t want to miss.”

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