Husband:“Darling, I invited a friend home for lunch.”

Wife (shouting): “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn’t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking fancy meal!”

Husband: “I know all that.”

Wife: “Then why did you invite a friend for lunch?”

Husband: “Because the poor stupid is planning to marry.”

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