A pundit, needed to go to bathroom urgently so he rushed into a bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoops and applause, but when they see the punditji enter the bar, the place becomes absolutely quiet.

The punditji walks over to the bartender and asks, “Can you please tell me where your bathroom is?”

“Sure, punditji but I have to tell you, there’s a statue of a naked woman in it and she?s wearing only a fig leaf.”

“No problem, I’ll just avert my eyes, then,” Said punditji.

The bartender then shows punditji  to the far side of the bar where the bathroom is located. After a short while, punditji comes out of the bathroom and the bar crowd pauses only long enough to give him a rousing cheer. Perplexed he goes over to the bartender and asks, I’m puzzled. Why did they cheer for me as I came out of the bathroom just now?”

“Well, punditji it’s because your curiosity has made you human and likeable, just like us,” said the bartender. “May I pour you a drink?”

“No thanks you, but, I’m still puzzled,” said punditji.

“You see, pundit,” chuckles the bartender, “every time somebody moves the fig leaf on the naked woman statue, the bar lights go off. Now, should I serve u the drink?”

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