Intimate with Ghost.
A professor is giving a seminar on the supernatural in a University.
He asks them, “How many of you here believe in ghosts?”
About 80 students raise their hands. “That’s a good start,” says the professor, “Ok now the next question is for those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good,” continues the professor, “I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever conversed with a ghost?”
15 students raise their hands.
“That’s a great,” exclaimed the impressed professor, “has anyone here ever felt the touch a ghost?”
3 students raise their hands.
“Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further…
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?”
One of his Bihari students raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.
You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The Bihari student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have made love to a ghost.”
The Bihari student replies, “What?? Ghost?? No!!! Never!!!… I thought you said ‘goats.’
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