Once it happened that a guy driving a Matador pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

He pulled down his window glass and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. “Hey, dud, that’s a nice car. Have you got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got a phone in my Matador!”

The driver of the Rolls looked over and said, “Yes, I have a phone.”

The Matador driver said, “Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I’ve got one in the back seat of my Matador!”

The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”

The driver of the Matador said, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Matador!”

The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, “Of course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”

The driver of the Matador said, “Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Matador!”

The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce.

The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Matador. He drove around all day and finally found the Matador late that night.

It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Matador. When there wasn’t any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Matador lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out.

“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Matador looked at him narrowly and said, “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!?!”

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