A policeman stopped a motorist for violating traffic rules.

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren?

Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing?

Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign?

Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit?

Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?

Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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