Once a police officer in a small town stopped a car who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “please listen to me.”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to put in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, let me explain,”

” keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t even think about it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

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