After a bad accident Lohan was taken to hospital and had to be given a emergency operation by the surgeon. After some days he opened his eyes:-

Lohan: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a train.

Lohan: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Lohan: Well… The bad news first…

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Lohan: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?

Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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